幽默英文在国外，遇到尴尬不适的场面，怎么妙用有趣的英语表达去化解？
1.When someone presents a very questionable viewpoint.
当某人表达了一个非常有问题的观点...
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
俺同意，然后我们两个都错呗。
2.When someone calls you crazy
当某人说你是疯子...
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
劳资享受得很。
3.When Beyoncé concert tickets go on sale
当碧昂丝的演唱会开始销售...
My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry.
我的钱包就像个洋葱，每次我一打开它我都得哭。
4.When someone is oversharing their vast knowledge
当某人夸夸其谈的吹牛逼...
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
除非你的名字叫谷歌，否则别假装你啥都知道。
5.When nothing is going your way
当所有事情都不如你所意地发展...
Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork.
生活是一碗汤，而我是跟叉子？？
6.When your family is concerned about your weight
当你的家人担心你的体重...
I get enough exercise from pushing my luck.
为了转运我已经花光了所有力气。
7.When people ask why you’re still single
当朋友问你为啥还是单身....
My bed and I are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
我和我的床是天生一对，但是我的闹钟一直导致我们分手。
8.When it’s time to get a haircut
当你需要剪头发了..
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
我不需要理发师，我的枕头每天都给我整新发型呢。
9.When someone won’t stop complaining
当某人无法停止抱怨...
Cancel my subscription—I don’t need your issues.
把我的订阅停了吧，我不需要你的问题。
10.When someone asks how you like your job
当某人问你喜不喜欢你的工作
The best part of going to work is coming home at the end of the day.
去上班最好的时刻就是下班回家的时候。
选自Readers's Digest
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